so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you will always have a special place in my vag
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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