Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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