dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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