You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
