are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
did i just pee glitter
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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