i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I look better un-naked...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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