Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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