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She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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