And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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