..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
worst night to have a conscience
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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