That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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