You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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