you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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