I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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