I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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