She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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