The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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