gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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