your room smells of hookers.
And success
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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