Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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