I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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