I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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