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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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