y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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