Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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