i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize