Can i not drive my cunt home
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
