i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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