Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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