why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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