i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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