He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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