Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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