yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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