He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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