What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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