yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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