we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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