I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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