The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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