the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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