I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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