I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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