why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...