I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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