So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?