i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.