dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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