i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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