i just made my gag reflex go away.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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