He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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