That's intense
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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