I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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I can't turn off my feet"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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