youre lurking in front of me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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