Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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