I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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